The Apple store is on the next block over from where I work and sometimes I go and sit out on the patio and people watch. It’s a good time, especially this time of the year when it’s good people watching. People aren’t all bundled up in their coats. The tourists and rich ladies are dressed to the hilt and in heels and shopping. Today I sat and (surreptitiously, of course) watched a guy sit and eat with a fork in each hand. He would take a bite from one fork and then a bite from the other. And he held the forks awkwardly, like with his thumbs turned in. It was fascinating. I so wanted to take a picture but there was no way that I could do it without him seeing me. And I couldn’t exactly trot and I ask him if I could take a picture of him looking greedy as hell. I guess I could have, but some how that didn’t seem to be the right move to make.